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This page is to tell a good fish story on.
A PUN OR TWO
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving
once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Joe and I were fishing at Armco Park one day, and we were having a good time,
and we were catching fish as a matter a fact we had a stringer of fish (see photo on photo page).
I was sitting in the chair on the bank, and Joe was standing on the bank, and
the stringer of fish was in the water just in front of me.
I am always leary of the snakes along the bank and was kind of keeping a look
out for them when, all of a sudden, I see this snake wrapped around our stringer of fish. Without thinking about how
your voice travels on the water out there, I said that Snake is eating my F****** Fish.
It was all kinda funny but after that we had to leave because I cannot
concentrate on catching fish knowing that there is a snake near me. I hate snakes!!!
Two
men Fishing and the one says to the other, Tom you should have seen the crappie I got the other day, it was 30”
long and 10 lbs. Wow, says Tom, Not, bad, but you should have been with me last week, I was fishing at Bucks Pond and pulled
up a lantern and it was still lit. Damn John, you know that’s a lie. Ok Tom, then you cut about 9 lbs. off
that crappie, and I’ll blow out the light.
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